Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation —Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

“That bear…can I have it?”

neekaisweird:

growing pains (by m-meow)

lenasheadey:

if a female jumping spider isn’t impressed by the male’s flirting, she kills him. this speaks to me on a spiritual level.

slurpeenis:

how do i become hot overnight

pandacolfer:

if we mutually follow each other i better be invited to your wedding one day

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

littlepaperhugs:

i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.